In a second-hand suit, with his guitar in hand

He struts like he's in a rock 'n' roll band

Every Saturday at eight, rain or shine

He'll sing you a song as you pass by

He's the liquor store superstar

Strumming chords by the Six-Pack Bar

In the street light spotlight, he's giving his all

For the whiskey boys and the merlot dolls

He's the liquor store superstar

With sideburns sharp and collar just right

He's living proof that legends don't die

If people pause, brown bags in their grip

He'll launch right into his greatest hit

He's the liquor store superstar

Strumming chords by the Six-Pack Bar

In the street light spotlight, he's giving his all

For the whiskey boys and the merlot dolls

Some look away, some roll their eyes

But our superstar, he's all right

He knows something they don't know

In his mind it's a sold-out show

The regulars hold him his favourite spot,

Right by the neon sign says "ice cold we got!".

He may not have groupies, no tour bus to ride,

But he knows its gonna be one of these nights

He's the liquor store superstar

Strumming chords by the Six-Pack Bar

In the street light spotlight, he's giving his all

For the whiskey boys and the merlot dolls

He's the liquor store superstar