Minus Fatass Lyrics

I'll have another side of comfort topped with regret

Trouble breathing

My gut is bulging and most of the time I'm depressed

Hypertension

I get the notion my corpulent world turned its' back

Overrated

Gorge myself to a well nourished heart attack

I'm forgotten

I get the cream filling no one really wants me around

Introverted

Clothes won't fit anymore cause I'm three hundred pounds

Who could love me?

I'm doing my best to cope with solutions I find

I'm more concerned with the wait of the buffet line

I'm a monster

No gout in my mind

I'm doing alright

Low quality life (Minus Fatass)

I'm always left out

A constant let down

Make Häagen-Dazs proud (Minus Fatass)

I won't bypass a second helping

Lonely diabetic fate

Palpitations labor breathing

Too much fat around my waist

So they say I have a problem

That I don't know when to quit

Jokes on the beam in my basement

The thickest rope for the fattest chin

I wake up and eat, watch TV, fall asleep and repeat (Minus Fatass)