Number To God Lyrics

Last week I got the number to God

But he has yet to answer my calls

Still I call again and again

I tried to get my sorry ass into heaven

I met him at a party that night

Had no idea that I was in for a ride

He explained the means of life and biblical lore

And then he pulled me out on the dance floor

I was screaming

Yeah-heah!

He was all over me!

He wasn't that good looking but mama needs her halo

God damn!

I'm such a sad pathetic lonely little fellow

Last night I found myself at a rave

But as I got there I fell down to pray

´Cause there was God wearing his birthday suit

He looked right at me and saw through my heavenly pursuit

Now

Yeah-heah!

He was all over me!

He wasn't that good looking but mama needs her halo

God damn!

I'm such a sad pathetic lonely little fellow

So God and I got to a motel, and what we did there.. Well I shouldn't tell!

On the floor, in the bed and up against the wall

Then it came to me maybe that junkie man wasn't God after all

Yeah-heah!

He was all over me!

He wasn't that good looking but mama needs her halo

God damn!

I'm such a sad pathetic oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah-heah!

He was all, all over me!

He wasn't that good looking but mama needs her halo

God damn!

I put him up against the floor, bed, wall

Oh God!