All-inclusive Zombies (Halloween 2024) Lyrics

We booked a trip to the land of the sun

Thought an all-inclusive sounded fun

Start the day with a morning brew

Buffet lines, what a view!

Shuffling there, like zombies we turn

This week-long break, when will we learn?

We're all-inclusive zombies, can't escape

Living off the same food and drinks all day

Lost our minds in the sea of fake sun rays

Shambling through the holiday haze

Claiming sunbeds at the crack of dawn

Pushy parents and kids run the lawn

Nighttime shows that make us groan

Fighting for a drink, text on our phones

In this resort, there's no more grace

We're all-inclusive zombies in this place

We're all-inclusive zombies, can't escape

Living off the same food and drinks all day

Lost our minds in the sea of fake sun rays

Shambling through the holiday haze

We thought we'd relax, fly far away

But it's a nightmare, day by day

Eternal vacation, we can't say no

In this zombie land, stuck in woe

We're all-inclusive zombies, can't escape

Living off the same food and drinks all day

Lost our minds in the sea of fake sun rays

Shambling through the holiday haze

Stuck in lines for the Halloween feast

Pumpkin candles flicker, they mock and tease

Wandering the halls with a ghastly stare

Haunted by the music, echoing despair

Costumes worn, but spirits low

In this horror paradise, nowhere to go

Zombies with passports, just marching on

Trapped in this spooky holiday con

We're all-inclusive zombies, can't escape

Living off the same food and drinks all day

Lost our minds in the sea of fake sun rays

Shambling through the holiday haze

In this haunted maze, where's the thrill?

Trapped in cobwebs, time standing still

Ghoul-filled buffets, eerie grins all around

The undead rhythm of exhaustion profound

Ghastly whispers in the moonlit night

Resort's spooky charm, a chilling fright

Wish we could escape this creeping dread

But under the Halloween sky, we're misled

In fancy zombieland, masquerade in green

But under the surface, we're on a routine

Wailing banshees, our spirits unnerved

Dancing to rhythms, we're doomed to observe

As the curses howl in the Halloween glow

In an endless cycle, we'll go with the flow

With each passing night, we hope to arise

From this holiday fog, open our eyes