Volleyball Girls Will Be the Death of Me Lyrics

Back in the twelfth grade

Remember it like it was yesterday

Blonde beauty queen, so fine

I couldn't get her off my mind

And though I talked to her then

She was incredibly dry

But I wish I got her number

Back in high school I was much different

In tenth grade I lost all my confidence

A couple more and I was just done

Then she came along and I thought it'd be fun to

Talk to her, see how she was doing

But the conversation died and my day was ruined

A year later I thought it'd be better

But now she's talking to some meathead I have no chance against

Now he's kissing you while I'm watching

From the window hoping for another shot

I'll treat you better, you know I'm much cooler

But you're smiling as he takes off your bra

This is a turn of events that I hate

I'm kicking myself for giving up on you

Looks like it's just another day for me

While you're at dinner for two

Why can't I lie in your bed all day?

What if this time you asked me to say?

And I know that you'll never feel this way

But I can hope for it anyway

Remember when we walked home together

And I carried the whole conversation?

When did that girl leave

And why wasn't I around to see it?

Then when I saw you outside

I thought I'd give it another try

But as my brother told me

It turns out you would never hold me

Why can't I lie in your bed all day?

What if this time you asked me to say?

And I know that you'll never feel this way

But I can hope for it anyway

Why didn't you choose me over him?

What if all that dryness was just a hint

That you were scared of liking me too?

And that's just too bad, cuz I fell for you

I know that I could never have her

But the temptation's strong and she lives in my fantasies

Then I see her with that guy

And I start thinking about all the ways he could die

But at the end of the day he got her

And I'm left holding the bag, but what's new?

I'll keep my head up, keep marching on

At least this story makes a cool song

Back in the twelfth grade

Remember it like it was yesterday

Blonde beauty queen, so fine

I couldn't get her off my mind

And though I talked to her then

She was incredibly dry

But I wish I got her number

Why can't I lie in your bed all day?

What if this time you asked me to say?

And I know that you'll never feel this way

But I can hope for it anyway

Why didn't you choose me over him?

What if all that dryness was just a hint

That you were scared of liking me too?

And that's just too bad, cuz I fell for you