Genesis USA ft. John Swasey Lyrics

Once upon a time, but not too far away from here

In a little backyard over that hill

There ran a man, asked God for a woman

Just so he could say, "Madam, I'm Adam"

Then there she was, pretty as a mule

Bestest thing he'd ever seen

Datin' back to his high school prom

They're tellin' us lies, I know for a fact

Cuz I talked with the Honcho Himself

He said, "That's right, pal, I done buried those bones

So let's hear no more 'bout no dinosaurs

And while you're at it, don't you pay no heed

to Australopithicus, Homo erecticus, Neanderthal

Life began in Omaha"

Now, I may like coffee, but I'm no Java Man

Science don't understand the Divine Plan

The only Big Bang I believe in

Is the one from this here Smith & Wesson

But you go on believin' blasphemers

It'll serve you well when you're down in Hell

Burnin' with your buddies, the lemurs

Ain't none of them lemurs ever get beyond kiddiegarden down here in Omaha