My Hatchet Lyrics

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet

Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet

Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet AH

Already know I'm a Faygo squirter

Put it deep in the pussy, that's murder

Texas made, clown raised, cotton candy braids

You don't want beef like a burger

Got big juggs, where the Juggalos at?

All the clowns wanna juggle my rack

All the girls wanna eat on my snack

I'm a prize in the box like a crackerjack

You don't want smoke like Chong

Let's get along

I'll snatch a bitch, King Kong

Paddle that bitch, ping pong

I'll call your mom, ring on the door, ding dong

Ding dong, the bitch is dead

She owed me bread off with her head

Ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet

Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet

Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet AH

How many chops till your brain turn to slop?

Not a lot, if I'm not mistaken

I set up shop with your pork chop

Turn slop right back into bacon

With death on my lips, I'ma give him a kiss

This ain't no threats that we makin

I'll sink this bitch to the bottom of the lake When I kill that shit like Jason

My hatchet is so pretty

My hatchet is so evil

My hatchet it will split you

Right down the middle

My hatchet is so big

Compared to me, I'm little

And if you send me wooden pics

With my hatchet, I'll whittle

Don't push me I'm too close to the edge

I'm a little fucked up in the head

If I'm seeing red, then you dead

My hatchet is her, she's the best

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet

Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet

Me and my hatchet, me and my hatchet

Me and my hatchet, me and her go ratchet AH