Like Davy Crockett Lyrics

I'm like Davy Crockett but I never killed a bear

If I saw one standing there I'd run away

Old Davy didn't run he just took his trusty gun

He was working on his legend every day

I'm like Joan of Arc only I can't talk to God

And I'll lay you even odds I never will

Old Joannie stood her ground when that Holy Ghost came down

And said this might hurt at first but just hold still

Oh the writing's on the wall it's almost over

What will you be wearing dear to Judgment Day

When the sky is lined with flames

I will love you just the same

I don't give a damn if there'll be hell to pay

I'm like Robert Johnson only I can't sing the blues

And the things I've got to lose they bother me

At the crossroads I will fail with the Devil on my tail

To make a deal that gets me anything

I'm like Albert Einstein but without the mc squared

If you see me sit and stare I'm just confused

Got no sense of time and space don't see how it all relates

To the small part of my heart that ain't been used

Maybe that's why I can't sing the blues

I'm a lot like Jesus in that I don't want to die

And I really don't know why you picked on me

Take this burden off my back daddy you must cut some slack

It'll take more than your love to set me free