Honk if You Love Jesus Lyrics

No coffee in my cup

The TV's stuck on the screensaver

There's only bad news in the paper

Gave me a paper cut

The fucker in front of me's stopping

And the sticker on his Prius

Says"Honk if you love Jesus"

There's no girls at this club

And my drink tastes just like water

It cost me eleven dollars

I guess two drinks is quite enough

My calendar needs a couple cancellations

And I need a vacation

Maybe if I turn it to ten

You could hear my music again

The melody and the bassline and the rhythm

They all feel like friends

You haven't seen in a long time

Maybe if I swallowed my tongue

If I didn't ask what I lack

I should have gone to college

'Cause at least then I could blame it on that

There's no coffee in my cup

The TV's stuck on the screensaver

There's only bad news in the paper

Gave me a paper cut

The fucker in front of me's stopping

And the sticker on his Prius

Says"Honk if you love Jesus"

There's no girls at this club

And my drink tastes just like water

It cost me eleven dollars

I guess two drinks is quite enough

My calendar needs a couple cancellations

And I need a vacation