Drunk As A Skunk Lyrics

I went out a-lookin' for

Someone who'd understand

To love me and to know me

As she takes me by the hand

You told me that you'd love me and forever more

Then you turned around and you bit me

You kicked me out the door

I don't know why I ever loved you

Perhaps the mystery is drowning in my brew

Because the more I drank, the more I loved you

But the more you drank, you got drunk

And how!

Went out to find the woman of my dreams

You tricked me into thinking you could

Satisfy my needs

Yes you did turn out to be

The woman of my dreams

Because nightmares are also dreams, it seems

I don't know why I ever loved you

Perhaps the mystery is drowning in my brew

Because the more I drank, the more I loved you

But the more you drank, you got drunk

WOW!

And now I'm finding out just

The woman that you are

Playing men for all they have

While they're sittin' at the bar

I know it doesn't bother you much

But it's killn' me

Now that I have had enough

You can't get enough of me

I don't know why I ever loved you

Perhaps the mystery is drowning in my brew

Because the more I drank, the more I loved you

But the more you drank, you got drunk

Drunk as a skunk

You sloppy drunk -- dare I say"lush"?

Drunk as a skunk