Squatch My Back (Live) Lyrics

You Squatch my back, I'll Squatch yours. Quoth the bigfoot, nevermore

Piggybacking a giant through the Gorge. Might need a shower afterwards

But it saved him some effort from climbing those hills

Even if no one believed the secrets that he spilled

Derek was always the outdoorsy type. Deer blinds in the holler

He'd spend the night

But one summer, he bit a bit more than he could chew

When an Appalachian Wookie came searching for food

Lucky for Derek, he had some leftover apples

To keep the giant at bay. He was really quite baffled

Always the type to think on his feet

He offered old sassy some apples to eat

He said…

You Squatch my back, I'll Squatch yours. Quoth the bigfoot, nevermore

Piggybacking a giant through the Gorge. Might need a shower afterwards

But it saved him some effort from climbing those hills

Even if no one believed the secrets that he spilled

As if understanding, Sassy offered a ride

And he grasped for dear life, as they bounded off into the night

Didn't need a deer blind. He had an SUV. When he spotted a deer grazing down by a creek

Derek lifted his rifle behind Sassy's shoulder

As he squeezed on the trigger, the air grew colder

Sassy sat him on the ground and picked-up the deer

Gave Derek a nod before he disappeared

Derek chuckled and cussed into the air

Damn, I guess I got Squatch-blocked by the dude with the hair

Didn't even think to get a selfie. No one will believe this stuff

And no one did. Except Travel Channel

Derek just got renewed for season 2