Curse on Anyone Lyrics

I am living in the place where I belong

It's a place out in the forest

It's away from all the tourists

It's my cabin in the woods

But as I'm sitting round

I can hear the snow falling down

I fear that the snow will knock the doors down

And as I look through the panes

A little snow fills my living room

Knocking over my new vase

Man, I wouldn't put this curse on anyone

I wouldn't put this curse on anyone

I'm not working very hard at my new job

My boss calls me into his office

I've been hearing rumors about downsizing

I'm hoping that I won't be one he cans

And as I'm sitting there

My boss tells me that things are going down

He has to fire half of the staff by sundown

And he asks me to be

His right hand man through all this

But I'll have to put in overtime

I wouldn't put this curse on anyone

The forces of the world have challenged me

And I wouldn't put this curse on anyone

I avoided a five car pile up

Only because I took a wrong turn

And now I must re-route

I am living in the place where I belong

But a class 5 volcano eruption

Emerges far from in the hills

The town is decimated

But my cabin is still standing here untouched

Yet I still don't think that I have the best luck

Cause I can't find my car keys

I've been searching high and low

And they're nowhere to be found

So I wouldn't put this curse on anyone

I wouldn't put this curse on anyone

I simply wouldn't cast this curse upon anyone

I wouldn't put this curse on anyone