Im Getting Laid Lyrics

Well I'm standing on the corner saying hello And this girl walks up nice and Sweet and slow

And she says, I like the way you're looking at me I said, well, baby, anything can Happen

Today Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Nah Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Nah Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Nah Well, she says, you wanna come home with me

Sweet little thing, I said, hey, yeah She said, if you don't mind, I'm gonna take

Off all of your clothes and have my way She says, well, I guess I could do that

Cause I ain't got nothing else to do today Shit, well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, Nah

Nah I'm getting laid, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Well, I'm in her house and I'm like a mouse Quiet as fuck, she says, hey

Hey, you don't have to be so damn quiet My husband's not home today, she says

I love it when you scream and make me twitch Because that's the best there is

If you can make my legs shake, baby Then you know you'll make my day

Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Well, the legs shake, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

I'm getting laid, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Well, she says, wow, baby, that's the best I ever had, you got any left

I said, yeah, I got enough left I can plug your shit

She says, well, I love being plugged Especially in the brown pie hole

She says, last time I had that was in 1983 She said, I said, how old is this witch

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah I'm getting laid, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Nah

Nah I'm getting laid, I'm getting laid

Some things you do better than anyone She says, life has a pleasure and that is love

Don't you know, she says, if you wanna fuck again Give me a call, you big Fucking stud

She says, I love getting fudged and plugged All night long, you know what I Mean

Next thing I know, her old man's walking through the door

And I'm like, oh, shit, it's time, and it's time, sweet fucking time

I leave, we'll leave, we'll leave

Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah I'm getting laid, nah, nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah, nah

Well, I'm standing on the effing corner again And what comes to my surprise

Here comes another sweet little cutie pie Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah

Well, today, I'm getting laid, I'm getting laid

If you ever wanna come home and take off your clothes And you wanna feel so Welcome here

Then drink all my husband's beer

Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Nah

Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Well, today, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

I'm getting laid I'm getting laid

I'm getting laid