Kerching! Lyrics

Kerching!

Cat litter liners and

Bin bags with tie tops

Loo roll that’s scented like

Roses and snowdrops

Blue-green lasagne

A spray mist that tans ya

Orange bananas flown in from Espana

Twenty-five cheeses

A mask for your sneezes

A bag to store left over

Food as it freezes

Slippers that polish the

Floor as you’re walking

On vine tomatoes that

Still have the stalk in

Manipulative industry of mass production

Like a big experiment in group induction

Showing us things we never knew that existed

Selling us things we didn’t know that we needed

Lucrative marketing for world domination

Brightly coloured shelves full of every creation

Make us spend more than we earn when we shop

On crap like an extendable mop

In out in out

In out in out

Wet or dry dog dinner

Plastic nose hair trimmer

Paint for your scalp to

Disguise when your hair’s thinner

Guava emollient

Papaya exfoliant

A box for nail clippings and

Plimsoll deodorant

Panty pad strap-ons

Gargantuan tampons

Lubricants, Stimulants

Latex-free condoms

A three-blade contraption for

Shaving your beaver

A perfume they tell you smells

Like Justin Bieber

Manipulative industry of mass production

Like a big experiment in group induction

Showing us things we never knew that existed

Selling us things we didn’t know that we needed

Lucrative marketing for world domination

Brightly coloured shelves full of every creation

Make us spend more than we earn when we shop

On shit like an extendable mop

In out in out

In out in out