pepsi for tv game (album version) Lyrics

In my thinking chair with my Pepsi

Game on the TV

Pizza in hand, one slice or three

Cans piling quickly

Fridge filled with one thing

Sounds like the next stage calling me

Everything's hazy

Everything's crazy

Vending machines are all empty

But I'm not thirsty

I prepared fully

Give me a sec, I've got to pee

No substitutes for me

You know exactly what I need

If you don't have it I will leave

(Way, way, back in the nineteen)

Flat tire stopped a delivery

People are angry

Riots begin without the drink

Infrastructure is failing

Government's bailing

All just because the market's free

The American army, burning up buildings

All can be solved with just one thing

And it's for TV game

Pizza and pee breaks

Don't worry, just have a Pepsi

No substitutes for me

You know exactly what I need

If you don't have it I will leave

And you won't get any of my money

Everyone needs to drink Pepsi

This isn't sponsored, it's just true

Give me a Pepsi or I'll kill you

Don't try to test me, I'll kill you

(Kicking rocks on the way home

You won the game, you can rub it in

Alright, Tomo takes the victory!)