Muggle Like Me Lyrics

Charlie Brown, Real

Let me tell y'all what happen when I gone to this dance

In fact, all y'all need to hear this

I gone in the dance and what I see

One thick gal with a big bongie

Gone behind her so I could get straight

Turn her round, then I see her face, I say

Girl, who is you

You look like a animal out of the zoo

She say you wasn't sayin' that

On my behind, but I don't see nothin' wrong

With a little bump and grind time, nah

I just tryna get straight, you know

Time she mash up, bey I don't know

So I walk off, go out her sight

Cause that's enough ugly for me in one night

March off like a marchin' band

Spot a light skin in a leopard print pants

When I see that, I pick up my pace, I roll up on her

I grab her by her waist, I say

You can't muggle like me

You can't muggle on the beat

Alkaline, one, two, three

Call me Shabba Ranks cause I's a bedroom bully

So after that, we gone in the corner

This gal, hot like the summer

When I say this, y'all might dead

But I reach down and I try to touch the

Yeah man, had to get a little fundle

But she had more push than the jungle

Like my God, what happened to her

She need more than scissors she need a lawnmower

Shoots, gettin' straight mussy is a crime

But I ga bust muggle one more time

You can't muggle like me

You can't muggle on the beat

You can't muggle like me

You can't muggle on the beat

Now the night almost over, I sweaty in my pants

Man, let me get one more dance

Soon as I say that, the gal bend down

I yuck, that one, let her know I ain't no clown

I give her one jook, then I give her one more

And the DJ say, Trae, yuh mommy at the door

Trae, yuh mommy at the door

Ah Lord

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

I going home and I ain't coming back

I pay ten dollars plus I pay VAT

I danced with one gal and she was dead ugly

I tried touch one gal and she was dead hairy

I gone there, off air, I waste my money

Ah Lord

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

End of the story

End of the story

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