Hard To Please Lyrics

I picked you up on my old pick up truck

You asked if I don't have something better

I put on my best boots and clothes

You said; "Darlin those look really old

I took you out to see the stars

You said it's not the best date you had

I try to impress you every time, but

Everything has been better in the past

Damn I don't know what to do

I try so so hard to get through you

And no matter what I do

You're so hard

Hard to please

Now I picked you up on my new sport car

You weren't impress and said red would be better

I put on my best shoes and suit

You said "Darlin those don't look good''

I took you out to the finest dine

You said you prefer a place with caviar

I try to impress you every time

But nothing is good enough when we go out

Damn I don't know what to do

I try so so hard to get through you

And no matter what I do

You're so hard

Hard to please

I changed my sports car for my old pick up truck

You were right, this red one is better

I threw away my fancy shoes and suit

Nothing better than my old cowboy boots

I try to impress you every time, but

Nothing is good enough every time

Now I know what to do

I don't want to be near you

Cause no matter what I do

You're so hard

Hard to please

So damn hard

Hard to please