Can't Count To Half Life Lyrics

Can’t Count to Half Life

VERSE 1

Single to multiplayer

Live service fun

The death of imagination

Was a slow one

Cosmetics, loot boxes

It’s all the same

Gambling that goes by

Another name

VERSE 1 INTERLUDE

Free to play (x8)

VERSE 1 (cont.)

Things they showed off

And the game we got

cut by a bottom line

making updates stop

Servers run dry

And you’re robbed blind

But if you’re EA

You do this all the time

CHORUS 1

We had split screen

But now our screens are split

Breeding apathy

And animosity

Wait 4/5 years

Just to bring us to tears

E3 isn’t what it used to be

C’mon Gabe

Where the fuck is Half Life

3?!?!

VERSE 2

Respawn, EA

Rockstar, Epic Games

Infinity Ward sold out

Making live service games

Now i’m turning to some

Indie devs

Who made us remember

What we want to get

A grand old time

In a place far away

Having fun with each other

Night and day

Then there are some with

Early access builds

That go nowhere

Just to lose their thrill

CHORUS 2

We had split screen

But now our screens are split

Breeding apathy

And animosity

Wait 4/5 years

Just to bring us to tears

E3 isn’t what it used to be

C’mon Gabe

Where the fuck is Half Life

3?!?!

BRIDGE 1

It Doesn’t work (Forever baby)

CHORUS 3

We had split screen

But now our screens are split

Breeding apathy

And animosity

Don’t look so appalled

When it’s not installed

What was once our games

But now they’re stock trades

Those graphics are very nice

But they make me think twice

It’s not what makes it fun

It’s the baddies and the big fucking guns

Wait 4/5 years

Just to bring us to tears (do 2 takes-1 for the regular chorus & 1 for

the final chorus)

E3 isn’t what it used to be

C’mon Gabe

Where the fuck is Half Life

3?!?!