Crazy Cat Lady Lyrics

Got this kitty

It was cute and small

Opened it eyes

And curled into a ball

Kitty got bigger

And he bit my toes

I still loved him

And I kissed his nose

I've got this kitty

And he's got me

He dives on my lap

And drinks my tea

Crazy Cat lady

They say I'm mad

Yes I'm insane

I got another cat

And their both a pain

They zoom zoom

And they zoom zoom there

Here they zoom

There they zoom

Everywhere they zoom zoom

If there's a tiny little box

Together they will share

With a scratch, scratch here

And a claw, claw there

Here a paw. there a paw

Everywhere a paw paw

Crazy Cat Lady

I seen a little kitty

It looked like a stray

He followed me home

Now that's where he stay

He called all the kitty's

To my house one day

They looked for shelter

And some where to lay

Crazy Cat Lady

They say I'm mad

Yes I'm insane

I got another cat

And their both a pain

They zoom zoom

And they zoom zoom there

Here they zoom

There they zoom

Everywhere they zoom zoom

Crazy Cat Lady

With a scratch, scratch here

And a claw, claw there

Here a paw. there a paw

Everywhere a paw paw

Crazy Cat Lady

Ohh yes I am mad

Yes I'm insane

I own 20 cats

And their all a pain

They all zoom zoom here

Snd they zoom zoom there

Their all fighting

Ohh what a nightmare

Crazy Cat Lady

Crazy Cat lady

Crazy Cat Lady

Crazy Cat Lady