Puck Fineapple? Lyrics

Hey, this is Gregs pizza

What can I do for you, my man?

Oh hey man

I just wanted to order a couple pizzas

Yeah, what are you after?

Uh could I get

Two pepperonis

Yeah

A ham and cheese

Anything else with that?

Oh yeah, could I get a meat-lovers please

With extra pineapple?

Did you just say pineapple bro?

Pizza is not a nutritious meal

I'm gonna tell you bout it that's my deal

It comes from Italy the land of pasta

But when there's pizza we gotta move faster

This meal, it's my deal, spin the wheel, it's for real

I don't f*** around cause of how it makes me feel

I come for some and I stay for more

Don't make me leave this is my favourite pizza store

I like to eat the meat on repeat

The sauce, the cheese, the bread, the steeze

It's everywhere this stuff, on every street

Maybe because it's so good to eat.

I've just been rapping bout my one and only favourite food

If you don't agree with me that's just not good

Now I'm gonna pass back to my main man Olly

Talking about the food that makes me so jolly

Pizza, Pizza, Pizza

I like

Pizza, Pizza, Pizza

We like

Pizza, Pizza, Pizza

You like

Pizza, Pizza, Pizza

I love pizza

Have you ever heard a verse about wood-fired pizza?

Eating it is like seeing the pyramids of Giza

Now you can make a pizza with whatever you like

That's the magic of the meal and why I'm spitting on the mic

From any location you can find what you like

Italian, Greek, New York style, Chicago deep-dish

Every individual has their own favourite supplier

But for me Hawaiian pizza is the one I desire

There are so many different toppings that I need a breather

Like have you had dessert pizza? Yeah me neither

But you know that when you have the sauce, the dough, and the cheese

You can put on a pizza anything that you please

But when you eat it you'll find that meat-lovers is a mouthful

When you taste it you'll find that pepperoni isn't powerful

You can have a vegetarian if that's who you are

But for me? Ham and pineapple is the real star

I like

We like

You like

Pizza, it's made around the globe

So Here's a few things you should prolly know

They've been using it all across the media

When it's in a meal it makes you eat speedier

Video games with Freddy Fazbear

Fortnite seasons you best be aware

TMNT they'll eat it up a bunch

And at Chuckie Cheese you'll eat it up for lunch

The Mario Bros and Bowser too

They eat it up just like me and you

Keep it flowing, like gobbling pineapple

All of us lined up like prime cattle

Pizza Hut, Dominoes, Little Ceases

All these chains are gonna feed you's

But if you really want the best around

You gotta make it at home, yourself, you clown

Pizza's the deal, call me Mikey

Pizza boy driving on his pizza bikey

Cheesy stuffed crust with the sauce to go

Have it any way you like that's the way, you know

Cut it in eight, split it with your friends

Have one piece, have a slice again

Pizza Hut and Dominoes couldn't do it justice

Make it homemade out of the pizza furnace

Been waiting thirty minutes where's the pizza pie

There's a knock on the door that's the pizza guy

He gave me the box, said he had a bad day

I said, man have a slice and he was on his way

Chilling out with my mates eating the dough

Sitting at home while we play smash bros

Wait, is that? What do I see?

Pineapple on my slice, now I gotta leave

I like

We like

You like

I love pizza

Hey guys, I'm the owner of the store

Pineapple on pizza is a crime of war

Trust me, I know my stuff

I am a master and I aint gon bluff

Adding pineapple on your pizza?

Nah bro that combo gives me a seizure

Look man, I won't do that order

Try for a pizza place across the border