I Like To Do A Russian Dance Lyrics

I like to do a Russian dance

But every time I tear my pants

I jump up high and do a split

But then I hear my trousers rip

I like to do a Russian dance

But I just die of embarrassment

It's hard to smile just standing there

When everyone sees your underwear

The best part of the holidays

Is when I do the ballet

Everybody's favorite show has got to be The Nutcracker

If I had a time machine I'd go see Mr. Tchaikovsky

I would look him in the eye and ask

Just why

He made

The guys all jump so

High and high and high and high

I like to do a Russian dance

But every time I tear my pants

I jump up high and do a split

But then I hear my trousers rip

I'm standing in my underwear

Dying of embarrassment

You might see London

You might see France

But take a chance and do the

Russian dance