Nuclear Football Lyrics

Hundred thousand yards and a cloud of dust

We offend every blade of grass

Smash-mouth nukes ready to ground and pound

We keep punting and we're bound to fumble

Deep threat on the radar scope

No chip shot, but it splits the uprights

Flags on the field, it's a late hit

Double coverage but they struck pay dirt

Touchdown, we've reached the end zone

The sideline keeps cheering for more

In this game of nuclear football

We all lose and no one's keeping score

No helmet can protect our soft heads

Blind-side us, they'll clean our clocks

We're gonna feel this one on Monday

The whole world headed straight for the blue tent

All out blitz against the offensive

Once we're down, there is no comeback

First down is the last one standing

Milking the clock before they take it to the house

Touchdown, we've reached the end zone

The sideline keeps cheering for more

In this game of nuclear football

We all lose and no one's keeping score

We don't wanna play this game anymore

It's the fourth quarter, clock winding down

Standing in the shadow of our own goalposts

The kicker's iced in endless cold war

Touchdown, we've reached the end zone

The sideline keeps cheering for more

In this game of nuclear football

We all lose and no one's keeping score

Touchdown, we've reached the end zone

The sideline keeps cheering for more

In this game of nuclear football

We all lose and no one's keeping score