Springfield Fried Kitten Lyrics

In Springfield, the people that came in

Opened a special place, feel free to get in

Welcome to the Springfield Fried Kitten

You can eat dogs,

You can eat cats,

And you can eat pets

Of the people that live here

The people that came in, they fry up your pets

Your little fluffy pals, but you won't notice, until you hear the howls

You might miss your dog, or that cute raccoon

But they're seasoned up, ready by noon

You'll love the taste, don't ask where it's from

That barking you hear? Just the fryer hum

In Springfield Fried Kitten, they cook with no shame

And tomorrow your best friend might join in the flame