Mario ft. Peace The Keeper Lyrics

As you may know there have been several accusations & claims made against a very dear friend of mine

A lot of headlines

A lot of tabloids

The media portrays an individual as someone they are not

& I'm here tonight to tell you the facts

Mario Lukachivo is my very best friend

He has been nothing but a loyal, honest, trusting companion for as long as I can remember

Now, your mother knows Mario Lukachivo

Your father does not

Mario Lukachivo has been given the honor to receive three keys to New York City

Mario Lukachivo has never been to the state of New York

Jimmy crack corn & I don't care

Mario crack corn & I do

Every day the sun shines & thanks Mario Lukachivo

Mario, Mario, where for art thou Mario?

He single handed named the species Macaw

Mario Lukachivo has preserved the frankincense & myrrh provided to Jesus at birth

He is the reason for the existence of the encyclopedia

& I once witnessed Mario Lukachivo resuscitate three small red-bearded chimps with a single "purring" sound

There is a rare blood type only Mario Lukachivo knows

Mario Lukachivo's words are stronger than his actions

He was once crowned an emperor of a no longer existing empire

& both of my daughters middle names are Mario

My dog's middle name is Lukachivo

When she was coming around the mountain, she was coming for Mario Lukachivo

So, the bottom line is

I hope tonight I've provided you with enough information to continue to love & care

For our nations greatest creation

Mario Lukachivo

Thank you

Goodnight