Cow Sippin' on a Cold One Lyrics

Well I walked out to the pasture just the other day

Saw old Bessie standin' there in her lazy kind of way

But somethin' caught my eye man I swear it ain't a lie

She had a can of cold Bud Light and a twinkle in her eye

Now my cow's sippin' on a cold one down by the barn

Kickin' back relaxin' ain't doin' no harm

She's chewin' on some grass while she's knockin' 'em back

That cow's got a beer belly and that's a fact!

Who knew a Holstein could party like this?

My cow's drinkin' beer and she ain't gonna miss!

She's out there by the tractor under the big oak tree

I said"Bessie what you doin?" She just winked back at me

She's got that udder swagger with her hooves up in the air

She's two-steppin' to George Strait without a single care

Now my cow's sippin' on a cold one down by the barn

Kickin' back relaxin' ain't doin' no harm

She's chewin' on some grass while she's knockin' 'em back

That cow's got a beer belly and that's a fact!

Who knew a Holstein could party like this?

My cow's drinkin' beer and she ain't gonna miss!

Well the chickens are cluckin' the pigs all squeal

But Bessie's just chuggin' yeah she's keepin' it real

We thought cows made milk but man we're all wrong

'Cause this cow's drinkin' beer and she's singin' along!

Now my cow's sippin' on a cold one down by the barn

Kickin' back relaxin' ain't doin' no harm

She's chewin' on some grass while she's knockin' 'em back

That cow's got a beer belly and that's a fact!

Who knew a Holstein could party like this?

My cow's drinkin' beer and she ain't gonna miss!