Remote Control Lyrics

Where's the remote? It was just in my hand

Now it's gone like it slipped into another land

The TV is on, but can you tell me please

Why my favorite show is now in Japanese!

I checked under the couch, and inside the fridge

Looked on the table, even under the bridge (wait, what?)

I'm tearing up cushions, I'm losing my mind

This remote control is one of a kind!

It's an epic battle every night with my remote control

Pressing every button, it's at war with my soul

Switching channels, changing settings, even picture tone

Who knew this remote had a mind of its own?

Finally found it, but guess what now?

The battery's dead, and I don't know how

I grab some new ones and give it a try

But now it's turning off my Wi-Fi!

Wi-Fi's back on, and I turn to channel sixteen

Now all the people on the screen are green

It's an epic battle every night with my remote control

Pressing every button, it's at war with my soul

Switching channels, changing settings, even picture tone

Who knew this remote had a mind of its own?

It's starting to calm down, and I'm feeling proud

But suddenly, the volume's cranked up loud

This constant struggle is taking its toll

I guess I'll never defeat my remote control