What A Simp Lyrics

What a simp, oh, what a simp

Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp

What a simp, oh, what a simp

He'll do anything just to get a glimpse

When he sees 'em walkin' down the street

Every time, his heart skips a beat

Another girl, another chance

He's caught up in the same ole trance

He'd carry her books, open her door

He'd do anything just to be adored

But she's got no clue, she's unaware

He's gasping just to breathe her air

What a simp, oh, what a simp

Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp

What a simp, oh, what a simp

He'll do anything just to get a glimpse

At the diner, waitin' in line

A pretty girl, he thinks, "She's divine"

He'll buy her coffee, pay her tab

Hoping she'll notice, give him some gab

He'll write her sonnets, sing her a song

He's been at this game for far too long

But every girl just walks away

Leaving him alone at the end of the day

What a simp, oh, what a simp

Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp

What a simp, oh, what a simp

He'll do anything just to get a glimpse

In the park, he sees her there

Golden hair in the sunlight's glare

He picks a flower, hands it to her

But she's just another passing blur

He never frets, just keeps his pace

Another girl, another face

He knows there's always one more try

Just a few feet away, another sigh

What a simp, oh, what a simp

Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp

What a simp, oh, what a simp

He'll do anything just to get a glimpse

He never learns, never gives up

His heart's deep and wide like an empty cup

One day he'll find what he's lookin' for

'Til then, he'll keep knockin' on every door

His friends all laugh, they call him a fool

But he keeps on playin' by his own rules

One day, he'll find the girl of his dreams

Until then he'll keep chasin' those moonbeams

What a simp, oh, what a simp

Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp

What a simp, oh, what a simp

He'll do anything just to get a glimpse

What a Simp