white as fuck (i can't dance) Lyrics

Two left feet would be putting it very very very nicely

So don't even ask, cause

Look at me

I am white as as fuck

Oh fuck

I am so motherfucking white

I can do the worm not forwards, only back

I don't like to though 'cause it hurts my balls and kneecaps

I'm off-rhythm

I don't mean it offensive

But when I dance, I look like I have severe autism

Oh man

I'm in my 30's and still can't figure out how to get Jiggy Wit It

Can't do the Carlton, but the Macarena matches my spirit

I should be able to nail the robot since my back's so stiff

Tried to Superman That Hoe, but Soulja Boy done sued me for it

Tried to Lean Back like Fat Joe and fell on my ass

Tried to slow dance with my girl, but I was moving too fast

My coordination's so bad, I fell out of my chair watching West Side Story

When she asked for a dance, I said that this ain't the best time for me

I can't dance so don't fucking ask me; I give up

I can't dance so don't fucking ask me; I give up