CHRISTIAN BALE ft. No Venom Lyrics

Lemme tell some real quick

I've been in this game with goofys

And straight buffoons

I've got a damn sidekick called Robin

And I caught that doofus robbing

I'm Bruce Wayne

Why on earth is he stealing? I've gots money

gotta deal with dicks like

Ra's and Deathstroke

I'm tired, man

Give me a second, Alfred

I've gotta fight a damn wolf

'Cause I'm Batman

Hit you with that 1 and then 2

Just like a Batarang

Can't throw me off

With jokes and lies

Lil boy, I am the better man

Got plans on plans

My plans got plans

For when I ain't got any plans

'Cause I'm the man

'Cause I'm the

I'm the

I'm the

I'm sick of Two-Face, hoe

Y'all cold as ice

Like Mr. Freeze

And I broke my back

Need Novocaine

I gotta catch sleep with ease

Every time y'all need some

Y'all look to me like I got the cheese

Where's Bane at?

He gon' catch these hands

Then he gon' catch these feet

Hmm, I'm sick of Harley Quinn

Imma catch your prince

And put him on a tee

Hmm, I need me some sticky green

But hold on, that Ivy fiend

Hmm, no mistake, I'm the king of league

Superpowers, man, currently

I've got currencies you cannot convince

Honestly, why am I dealing with ye?

No venom, we should charge 'em a fee

No Ls took, we don't concede

Darkest knight, man, I do as I please

Bat-house, I ain't paying a lease

Up the tax, I need challenging feats

Catwoman, stand here with me

Superman, stay hush around me

And imma tell you why that be

'Cause I'm Batman

Hit you with that 1 and then 2

Just like a Batarang

Can't throw me off

With jokes and lies

Lil boy, I am the better man

Got plans on plans

My plans got plans

For when I ain't got any plans

'Cause I'm the man

'Cause I'm the

I'm the

I'm the Batman

I've been protecting the city for the whole night man

They all be depending on me, 'cuz i'm Batman like-

Darkest knight thus far

Boy, my life highlight

On skylines, I nosedive

Through crime nights

Read Miranda rights

Please pour juice with ice

Need orange, not a Sprite

Gotta ya cooked like me white

Cape blue, that's to fool you

Like dodgey Bluetooth

I connect with two hands

Leave your ass with two tooths

Who knew?

Great detectives

Take your weapons

If you messin'

Leave you strung

Like crystal

Don't let me show my fiscal

It's a straight dismissal

Alfred, blow the whistle

Bale bonds a nickel

Christmas hit lists

I'm taking out your jingles

Christian crucifix

Casting out the evil

I could close both eyes

And still catch a needle