Unsolicited (Dick Pics) Lyrics

Results matter, its not about the chase

Showing her your dick won't help your case

Don't send it you look like a jerk

And Its literally never worked

You did well when you matched on tinder

And Its fair to maker her wanna gasp in wonder

Use you wit, humour, or some other skill

Don't send a picture that make her ill

She don't want to see your unsolicited dick pic

Don't go and send an unsolicited dick pic

It make you look like a prick your unsolicited dick pic

Its okay if she asks for one that not an unsolicited dick pic

Love might be in the air

But she will soon stop to care

It wont help you get a long

So don't send a picture of your dong

Your excuse was its a bit chilli

She don't want to see you willy

She'll text back with "is that all,

sorry mate you're just a bit small"

She don't want to see your unsolicited dick pic

Don't go and send an unsolicited dick pic

It make you look like a prick your unsolicited dick pic

Its okay if she asks for one that not an unsolicited dick pic

One more thing while we're on the subject

Its a request she's every right to reject

Everyone thinks that you're very rude

When you demand that she sends nudes

Its simple really just message with respect

Don't send picture full of regret

Forget about privacy haven't you heard

Now you nobs owned by Zuckerberg

I'm not trying to stop you being flirty

Just start with something a little less dirty

Why not ask if she fell from heaven

At your best mate you're still a seven

She don't want to see your unsolicited dick pic

Don't go and send an unsolicited dick pic

It make you look like a prick your unsolicited dick pic

Its okay if she asks for one that not an unsolicited dick pic

She don't want to see your unsolicited dick pic

Don't go and send an unsolicited dick pic

Two more times stop milking it it's an unsolicited dick pic

Last time don't send an unsolicited dick pic