Flirt Proof Lyrics

I cannot believe it

I cannot tell a lie

She took one look at me and it was too much stimuli

I'm not happy

Ain't got no self control

I'm too sappy

Goin' down the toilet bowl

I'm paralyzed

'Cause I'm a big fat goof

I'm compromised

'Cause I am not flirt proof

I cannot defeat it

I cannot overcome

She took a another look at me and now I'm deaf and dumb

I'm not happy

Ain't got no self control

I'm too sappy

Goin' down the toilet bowl

I'm paralyzed

'Cause I'm a big fat goof

I'm compromised

'Cause I am not flirt proof

When a girl makes a pass at me

It turns into catastrophe

A smiling face I will not fight

'Cause flirting is my kryptonite

I cannot control it

I cannot stop it all

She smiled at me then looked away and I got no protocol

I got no restraint

I ain't got no discipline

She brushed past me and we just touched and now I'm born again

I'm not happy

Ain't got no self control

I'm too sappy

Goin' down the toilet bowl

I'm paralyzed

'Cause I'm a big fat goof

I'm compromised

'Cause I am not flirt proof

I'm not happy

Ain't got no self control

I'm too sappy

Goin' down the toilet bowl

I'm paralyzed

'Cause I'm a big fat goof

I'm compromised

'Cause I am not flirt proof