Skibidi Beach (Kinda Low Mid) Lyrics

I've been edgemaxing with my goonsquad

It's been based and skibidipilled

Got that Rizz that transcends existence like lupid

We went to assemble Humpty Dumpty

Fall wreckt the eggshell skin that held him in

Tbh the vibe was kinda mid

I held the fragments of his eyes and shit

Made me think I'd been to Cleveland

Ohio, Ohio

O example of a place that is cringe

To the Sigmas, and the Alphas

And the Stacies and the Chads

But the other states aren't that great

This whole country is kind of just cringe

And it never even was that based

Like at most it's just been kind of low mid

Yeah at most it's just been kind of low mid, kind of low mid

We tried to put him together again

He was just chilling, then was like gyatt

He saw the sun was edging downwards

Over the swamp and its shining mud

Had too much drip, he took too many dabs

No cap, L's in the chat

Humpty Dumpty, Tampa Rizzler

Go run and help him, as fast as you can

King yapped look up from your rosetoy

Bruh was for real that's no cap

On blast, to each one of his oomfies

Like a jelqmark from one of his streams

King was the goat, always zesty as hell

Had to touch grass and help the man cook

Bussin' our way down to help irl

But big yikes, his skibussy was cooked

Florida, Florida

Symbol of the insane

And the dark, unrelenting violence

That the newspaper sends to our brains

But the other states aren't that great

This whole country is kind of cringe

And it never even was based

Like at most it's just kind of low mid

So we mogged off to California

To the ocean was like goals to be lain

On the shore he yeeted up from

The place where egg people are made

We went skeet skeet skeet, to a skibidi beach

Cry emoji, we were mewing, could not speak

The vibe was sadmaxxed, and scatteringashespilled

Humpty Dumpty had at last done the hump

California, California

The state has a bit of a hump

It was copped from the real ones

That they tried to griddy off

But the other states aren't that great

This whole country is kind of cringe

And it never even was based

Like at most it's just kind of low mid

And grieving our friend, it was also very mid

But self-care for that mindset so trill

Not even hunit, or milli, it's trill

And that's facts