Bureaucrat Lyrics

King of the castle doesn't get much sweeter

Got your legs perched up on a space heater

Sign on the line

this form isn't right

You're gonna have to do it again Come back another time refer to page five

line up over there instead

Days turn into weeks

You drag it out

Bureaucrat with your head in the sand

Weeks turn into years

You drag it out

Bureaucrat with your dick in your hand

Your blood pressure's going up through the roof

Your hair piece fell off poof gone aloof

Intimidate you with jargon

You wanna keep the lights on You better keep up with him

Hold all the phones

Cause I got to go

Catch up with the Colonel again

Days turn into weeks

You drag it out

Bureaucrat with your head in the sand

Weeks turn into years

You drag it out

Bureaucrat with your dick in your hand

Waiting and I'm waiting

And I'm gonna lose my cool

If I don't see this fucker move

I've been here all fucking day

Come now wait your turn

You really have to learn these rules

If you wanna make it through

My society

Hey hey hey

Hey hey