Ring, Ring, Ignore Lyrics

Hey, I see your name, but I'm not picking up

Life's too short, for a conversation that's stuck

I'll get back to you, or maybe I won't

Either way, I'm good, and that's a fact, no need to front

I'm stuck on a call going round in circles (Circle Talk)

Someone's talking but I'm losing my signals

Then I see the missed calls piling up high (Missed Call Mountain)

And I'm like "Later, conversation, I'll catch you by and by!" (Later, Gator)

I love the mystery of who's on the other line (Mystery Line)

So I ditch the current call and hit the decline sign

Missed calls are my guilty pleasure a sneaky little thrill

I'll get to them eventually or maybe I'll just stand still (Stand Still)

The suspense is killing me but I won't give in

I'll keep on ignoring until the end!

Missed call missed call it's like a game to me

I'm the champion of ignore can't nobody beat me

Missed call missed call it's like a weird delight

I'm the master of maybe and the king of the night!

I'm a master of missed calls it's a bad habit of mine (Bad Habit)

Leaving people hanging is a weird kind of crime

I know it's rude but I just can't help myself

The thrill of the unknown is someone else's wealth

I'll get to them eventually or so I claim

But for now I'll just leave them in the missed call game (Missed Call Game)

It's like a puzzle that I'll solve another day

But for now I'll just leave it in a major way

The missed calls keep on coming like a never-ending stream

And I'll keep on ignoring like a bad dream! (Bad Dream)

So if you see my name and I'm not responding

Just know that I'm busy or maybe just pretending! (Later, Gator)

And I'll leave you hanging like a missed call in the air (Missed Call Mountain)

I'm a master of missed calls, is like a sneaky thrill

I'm the king of ignoring, still (Stand Still)

Missed call missed call it's like a game to me

I'm the champion of ignore can't nobody beat me

Missed call missed call it's like a weird delight

I'm the master of maybe and the king of the night!

(Missed Calllll!)

Oh the joy of missed calls it's like a sneaky thrill

I'm the king of ignoring and I'm standing still!

(Stand Still)