To: All the Men I Have Ever Dated Lyrics

We're dancing with glow sticks

and a bottle of wine

Like nobody

Is watching just the night and the fire

Your breath's getting closer

Till it landed on my lips

This California love is for one night only

When the sun comes

I'll wake up in the bed all alone

You'd be on your way

To your girlfriends or your wife back at home

What's hidden in the dark

Will soon come to light

Remember

A cheater will cheat every time

Here's a song to all of the men I have ever dated

Mr. perfect smile, the insecure, the courageous and the broken hearted

The ghost still haunts every sleepless night

The reckless that lost in passing

And Mr. hopeless who's right for all the wrong reasons

Then one night, I got up

And started getting dressed

Well I'm the one who's leaving

Am not coming back

I went out, got drunk

Tried to tell my friends your name

Was it Steven, or Ryan?

Ah, they all act the same anyway

Here's a song to all the men I have ever dated

Mr. pretty face, the Californian, the model who's obsessed with Jesus

The couple only loves me in threesomes

The prick whom my friends all hated

And the cursed one I still hurt when mention of his name

Here's to the future husband whom I still haven't met