Father's Day Special Surprise Song Lyrics

What the bloody hell was that? (Yeah)

Ay, ay, everybody get into it

Ay, ay, do I look like Clairo?

Happy, happy Father's Day to my dad

He has been my dad for forever

Except when before me and my brother were born

He was just a guy with no children

And he would smoke a cigarette every day of his life

He would drink until he threw up everywhere on the floor

But he still does that now because nobody can tell him what to do

Tell him what to do

I just woke up on the first Sunday of September

What was I doing today? I just can't remember

I walk out into the house, see presents and gifts around

But my birthday isn't 'til September

Eighteenth, so it can't be

Wait a minute, no it isn't, what do I see

It's my father sitting in his chair

Oh that's right, c'est la fête des pères

It's time to have a celebration

For the fathers all around the nation

Think of it like an old man graduation

So retired you can't take vacation

But it's okay though,

Today is your day, yeah you're on a roll

But I'm not talking about bikes though

What happened to that? No one knows

And he would smoke a cigarette every day of his life

He would drink until he threw up everywhere on the floor

But he still does that now because nobody can tell him what to do

Tell him what to do

Why, hello there

My name is Julie Andrews

And today I'm going to be telling you the story

Of a young man named Marc

Marc was born in a small town in France called Auriol

And there, six people were massacred in a house

And it was really crazy

It was wild

When I heard it on the news when I was Julie Andrews

I though, oh, I hope—

I hope they're okay

And, well they weren't, but the main thing is Marc survived

Marc survived

"What a little trooper," everybody in the town of Auriol said

"Marc, you're a little trooper"

"Super trooper," they said

And then—

And then, sometime later he got on a plane to Australia

And his life was never the same again

Hey

Happy birthday

Father's day

Hey, hey, happy father's day

Happy father's day

Everybody

It's time to have a celebration

For the fathers all around the nation

Think of it like an old man graduation

It's time to have a celebration

For the fathers all around the nation

Think of it like an old man graduation

It's time to have a celebration

For the fathers all around the nation

Think of it like an old man graduation

So retired you can't take vacation

It's time to have a celebration

For the fathers all around the nation

Think of it like an old man graduation

So retired you can't take vacation

Happy, happy Father's Day to my dad

He has been my dad for forever

Except when before me and my brother were born

He was just a guy with no children