Dresscode Lyrics

In the city's neon glow, anticipation's high,

Booked a night at Les Misérables, stars in the sky,

An escort date, I'm feeling grand, dressed to impress,

Until she shows in shiny PVC, I'm feeling blessed.

Black latex gleams, under theater lights,

I'm on top of the world, in the dark of night,

We take our seats, the curtain starts to rise,

But then I spot a colleague, surprise in his eyes.

Dresscode dilemma, trapped in the show,

There's no sex in your outfits, now the shame will grow,

Colleague's amused, his wife's silent rage,

Terrified and trembling, I'm trapped in this cage.

My heartbeat's racing, can't escape this sight,

Beside my workmate's wife, eyes like daggers, tight,

The music swells, the actors play their parts,

But I'm lost in this nightmare, with a racing heart.

Her outfit shines, a beacon in the dark,

The tension grows, I feel the spark,

My colleague smirks, whispers to his bride,

I'm sinking deeper, no place to hide.

Dresscode dilemma, trapped in the show,

There's no sex in your outfits, now the shame will grow,

Colleague's amused, his wife's silent rage,

Terrified and trembling, I'm trapped in this cage.

Eyes forward, don't glance, pretend I'm not here,

The performance blurs, filled with dread and fear,

Latex creaks, a constant reminder,

Of this date night turned to a bind tighter.

The show ends, applause fills the air,

Escape at last, but the tension's still there,

Colleague winks, his wife storms ahead,

I'm left with regret, wishing I'd fled.

Lesson learned, in the harsh theater glow,

Not all that glitters is gold, now I know,

A night to remember, for all the wrong reasons,

In the spotlight of awkward seasons.

Dresscode dilemma, trapped in the show,

There's no sex in your outfits, now the shame will grow,

Colleague's amused, his wife's silent rage,

Terrified and trembling, I'm trapped in this cage.