Bald and Beautiful Lyrics

I welcome all the bowling balls

Present in the room

I'll tell you all the legend that

Is leading to your doom

We'll blow your caps and the hats off

To free those shiny tops

Well there's no way that you can

Now save those dwindling crops

If you're hoping they'll grow back

Let me tell you a fact

Statistically, hereditary male pattern baldness is more commonly inherited from the mother's side of the family

So stop hating your dad

Get your fists up in the air

Pull on your remaining hair

It is okay if you curse

Or think of something even worse

Let out the hatred for the diabolical hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

The fear of receding hairline

You've tried all of the remedies

That they advertised

From shampoos to lotions

That one thing from that guy

It's so cold and it's so breezy

As your hair disappears

The mirrors are scary

They fill you with fear

But don't let it get you down

Here's a fact that I have found

Study by the University of Pennsylvania says

Bald Men Are More Dominant And Attractive

But you still look so round

Get your fists up in the air

Pull on your remaining hair

It is okay if you curse

Or think of something even worse

Let out the hatred for the diabolical hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

The fear of receding hairline

So embrace your baldness

Wear it with pride

You got your wit and your wig

And charm by your side

And if you're feeling low

Remember this line

It's not the hair on your head

But what's inside

What's inside? What's inside?

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Diabolical

Hair follicle

Aaah! My pinky toe!