Bhai Mera Heera Lyrics

Russian batwa denge rashan me

Ladke ye gaadi udaate ek bottle me

Inki baaton me gaali ni gali me baatein

Ye udta teer pakad ke khud hi ghusate

Sanju sa banke madhuri ghumate

Fir sallu sa banke ye ghar pe dikhate

Ek sutte me funke hum do ho ya chaar

Har ladki se kar lete saccha ye pyaar

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera Bhai Mera heera hai

Peeche ghussa iske sulemani Keeda hai

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera cheeta hai cheeta hai

Saala ye fokat ki daaru hi peeta hai

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera kar deta kaand hai

Kaand karke bhai ki fir fat jati gaand hai

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera Bhai Mera heera hai

Par kyu ye gaand mara ke hi jee rha hai

Hum ghar se nikle Goa ko full kaatne ko mauj

Na jane kyu ye raste me hi hoti thi ye chod

Kyu nake pe khadi thi sali thullo ki fauz

Abe gaadi tu ghuma na kyu hai roki BC

Contri kakre niklte the hum londe chaar paanch

Russian bhi lagegi har kisi ko paanch paanch

Denge jitna pesa mange che ya saat hazar

Fir chae ho kamzori ya fir aa jae bukhar

Londe sare aar paar

Gaali dete baar baar

Gaande dete faad faad

Chate dete taad taad

Sheehe neeche dhunva bhar

Gaadi bhage do so paar

Karne nikle war daat

Banta India sawdhan

Phone aya ghar se mein hun do din se faraar

Kehke nikla tha ki mein khada hun ghar ke bhar

Gali subha se hi mammi de rhi hai yaar

Keh rhi hai ghar jaunga to todegi taang

In choti moti baaton ka na leta hun mein load

Ghar pe kya kahunga sale tu bhi thoda soch

Keh dunga dadi teri duniya gayi hai chod

Nahi to ghar wale bana denge mujhe morr

Jub itna ye kharcha to ho hi gya hai to beer manga le tu do

Mein laat maar ke gira dunga sale tu mujhse chipak ke mat so

Bhai hai mera ye bhosdi wala

Ye hasa tha mujhpe jub kata tha sala

Kon kehta hai mene ki kuch na kamaya

Haan isne hai pakad ke mera mootaya

Bandi se zada ye nakhre dikhata

Jo baatein chupani wo sabko batata

Par bhabhi se meri na mujhko milta

Mein kon sa iski bandi ko uchkata

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera Bhai Mera heera hai

Peeche ghussa iske sulemani Keeda hai

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera cheeta hai cheeta hai

Saala ye fokat ki daaru hi peeta hai

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera kar deta kaand hai

Kaand karke bhai ki fir fat jati gaand hai

Bhai Mera Bhai Mera Bhai Mera heera hai

Par kyu ye gaand mara ke hi jee rha hai

Sath mere chipka jese chipke dono aand

Esa din hi na niklta jub na hota koi kand

Pese mein hi kyu nikalun saale kya hun tera baap

Kabhi ana tu haveli par karuga fir hisaab

Maachis ki tili ye banta faulad hai

Pelunga unko jo iske khilaaf hai

Chutiya hai tu ye Important hi nhi hai

Important ye hai tu meri aulaad hai

Lada hai khada hai aadhi tu raat mein

Khoya hai paya hai sab kuch hi sath mein

Mile hain bichdenge maut ke baad mein

Mitunga marunga ana tu baad mein

Tu khoon ke rishton se zada nibhata hai

Har jagah khuda khud aa hi nhi pata hai

Ab jakr smjha mein uski kya soch

Wo tabhi banata anjaano ko dost

Agar tujhko bata jo baatein ye bolkar

Sir par cadhega tu le leta khol kar

Gaali Bina tera bharta ni pet

Abe pussy ka matlab ni hota hai cat

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