The Semen Shuffle Lyrics

This is a certified hood classic

Young Mitosis has meticulously crafted this splendid beat

Young Mitosis on the motherfucking track

Motherfucking track

Motherfucking track

Motherfucking track

Motherfucking track

Shuffle in the morning, shuffle in the evening

My baby likes to hit the steam and shuffle

Shuffle while happy, shuffle while grieving

My baby likes to hit the steam and shuffle

My baby likes to fuck, my baby likes to suck

My baby likes to hit the steam and shuffle

She hit the steam and shuffle like it's her job

Got her drunk like a fucking slob

They sleep on me like a rock

I'm the shit in the toilet's clock

When you're in my presence consider yourself mocked

Eat me up in the wintertime like eggnog

Eat me up in the summertime like hotdog

I hop like a bunny, croak like a frog

Brooklyn green ripper, my girl know I'm a freak

I'm an eater, a swerve in the pouring air

This a two-seater

Got twenty-nine on my calendar

Like a leap year

I got ten o'clock, call me Harry Potter

Tickets on my dick like bits from a sweater

Invisibility cloak, bring it here

She turn around and I disappear

She the demon, bitch, it's freedom to my god

Who the demon

She be spraying, you be praying, we be slaying

Gangster, roll up like the mob

I always come back and cough on your back

Bitches on my stack, big mac

Big daddy, mac and pat

Kitty dancing in my trap

Oh shit, I like that

Come on and piss, pussy on my bitch

She take y'all out, you a hiss

Bitch, bitch, bitch, I never miss

Take you and your mom

Yeah, we hit that bomb

Pussy like a lighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

You be nicky at a cookie joker

My dicky, nicky joker

Don't act cocky

It's about a boy