Love du Jour Lyrics

How many ways to win a man?

A hundred? a thousand? Even more?

Why can't I get one when other girls can?

I've never been cute and I'm such a bore

But there must be a way

To even the game

Down town there a crusty old place

With a scary old lady who knows the trick

Spiders in her hair and warts in her face

She'll give you your desires with black magic

I just want a man

Please understand

To get what I need I'll pay the fee

And then my love you'll belong to me!

I'm not sure what went inside

But our paths will coincide

Into a meal this draught I'll pour

And you'll enjoy my love du jour!

(Love du jour)

My love du jour!

(Love du jour)

You're going to drink my love du jour!

Any lady you're currently dating

Will find your love repealed

No note late nights hoping and praying

I've leveled the playing field

Now even a creature like me

Can have your fidelity

No price is too high

No shame is too low

Cause now that you're mine

I can feel an inner glow!

To get what I need I'll pay the fee

And then my love you'll belong to me!

I'm not sure what went inside

But our paths will coincide

Into a meal this draught I'll pour

And you'll enjoy my love du jour!

(Love du jour)

My love du jour!

(Love du jour)

You're going to drink my love du jour!

And I'll never forget

what we have here today

Cause I'll have to forfeit

My life next decade

But for 10 years

I'll have no regrets

I'll cry bloody tears

When I pay back my debt

I'm not sure what went inside

But our paths will coincide

Into a meal this draught I'll pour

And you'll enjoy my love du jour!

(Love du jour)

My love du jour!

(Love du jour)

You're going to drink my love du jour!