Clark Kent Lyrics

I was dropped on planet Earth on a 'scape pod

Fleeing my home world they once used to call Krypton

Matching the colors of my underpants that I kept on

Cape on to protect the world from this Gen' Zod

To save the planet and fight off any despot

Rival caped frauds, any other idols and fake gods

That keep on shoving kryptonite in my exhaust

I crush their brains up 'fore I proceed to make sauce

Anonymous with glasses on at a desktop

Cases I help solve, hip hop criminals best stop

Putting out messed up stuff, so I help bob

Heads to the rhythm too, this music that gets slept on

Anyways, I digress, I'll soon take flight

Like a flock of birds that migrate, eyes dilate

Soon as I hear them sirens

Spitting lasers till there ain't a shred of a bad guy left

Name is Clark Kent, I make your heart melt like Henry Cavill

An alien, the one man you call when shit is happening

God sent, the man who won one too many battles

Laser gaze that'll cut through nonsense and heavy metal

I didn't come for no bronze, no silver medal

So give me the gold 'fore I go on with daily schedules

Citizens ease up their pain like daily Advil

Supersonic, meaning faster than any decibel

You should call me Alfred, I'm worth every penny

Like 50, literally thrifty but lyrically gifted

On a mission to perfect it so I can uplift your spirit

Lyrical elixir for your to take it in, sip it

Here to save the day 'cause these MCs are insipid

Lacking discipline, I think we should really dismiss 'em

And send 'em all to rhythm prison for treason as they let a

Hi-hat rattle, add a snare and call it business

I usually look like a regular man without the super

But I induce stupor sooner than Freddy Krueger but cruder

Every time you hear a rhyme, it makes you shrewder and shrewder

So I shower you with sweet and sour like sugar and cougar

Any intruder, show them what's up like a string tuner

You try to shoot, but these bullets ricochet faster

Than the sound I make when I crush these skulls like ricotta

In the end, last man up, bailing out live like Harry Potter

Name is Clark Kent, I make your heart melt like Henry Cavill

An alien, the one man you call when shit is happening

God sent, the man who won one too many battles

Laser gaze that'll cut through nonsense and heavy metal

I didn't come for no bronze, no silver medal

So give me the gold 'fore I go on with daily schedules

Citizens ease up their pain like daily Advil

Supersonic, meaning faster than any decibel

Gravity's stronger back where I come from

Hence my words causing such calamity, a maelstrom

These rhyme patterns are just a commodity

But doper than Armstrong with his arms sprung up

Strongest among us, humongous potence as per Nostradamus

Force yet unknown to astronomers, causing tsunamis

In the Bahamas by the mere thought of this

Ain't nothing stopping us, ain't Batman robbin' us of lyrical Bruce Wayne

In spite of this, I'll still remain anonymous

All my life I was led to believe I was an alien

'Cause I'm one in a million with a bazillion thoughts

Tearing out the ceiling, what if I'm the villain?

Sending a chilling shivering feeling down your spine for real man, it's thrilling

'Cause while my schoolmates played football in the main court

I'd slay fictitious dragons on my own with a fake sword

Should've joined a band, made friends, and been the Bass lord

Instead, just wrote fan fictions of best worlds

Nowadays, Gen Z finds it cool to be a nerd

All of a sudden to be inadvertently inverted

Introverted, any other neurodivergence is welcome, insert it

Now you have a permit to log in and flaunt it on Reddit

Or whatever these youngsters use these days

To pose and capture bosoms, bare butt cheeks on JPEG

And I'm distraught over an onslaught of these thoughts

To crush and kickbox all of these TikTok sick fucks

Maybe I was born in the wrong era, should've rewinded a bit

And been around for Fitzgerald - now I'm drowning in coin

Neatly packed in six barrels doing nothing but play this sterile bad bitch Geralt

Name is Clark Kent, I make your heart melt like Henry Cavill

An alien, the one man you call when shit is happening

God sent, the man who won one too many battles

Laser gaze that'll cut through nonsense and heavy metal

I didn't come for no bronze, no silver medal

So give me the gold 'fore I go on with daily schedules

Citizens ease up their pain like daily Advil

Supersonic, meaning faster than any decibel