Someday This Will Be Funny Lyrics

This will be funny when I write a punchline

Hopefully it comes to me while I still have the time

A man walks into a bar and he stays there all night

gonna keep workshopping it until it lands just right

Johnny Boy, that was classic, the people love it when you bomb

And they laugh even harder because you're angry and you're small

Thanks for warming up the room, I'm being sincere

The kid's got potential but the professional is here

Someday this will be funny

But for now it's just sad

Johnny Boy's pretty fried, Johnny Boy's got the spins

Johnny Boy's wondering if he'll ever hear laughter again

How long has it been? Do you think he'll be alright?

This will be funny but it sure isn't tonight

Someday this will be funny

But for now it's just sad

Someday, maybe tomorrow

We will be laughing at the good times we've had

Now it's your turn to be the monkey

Now it's your turn to be the monkey

Knock-knock, who's there?

Hehe, haha

Knock-knock, who's there?

Is this thing on?

It's great to be here in this beautiful city

Flew in this morning so my arms are killing me

And now for something completely different

I'd rather you hate me than be indifferent

Jesus was hilarious, he had this great bit

Crucified, resurrected and then he just split

Jesus was a big influence on Harry Houdini

Are the hyenas laughing with or at me?

Someday

Someday

Someday

Someday this will be funny

But for now it's just sad

Someday, maybe tomorrow

We will be laughing at the good times we've had

This will be funny when I write a punchline