The Great Dave Robbery Lyrics

Hey Dave are you ready for tonight?

Yeah I got the crow bar and the black tights

Don't forget you got the Alibi right?

I was sleeping all night and you was inside

Don't forget we gonna need a ride

I'm picking up a Ford xr3i

If you get caught you ain't seen my ass

No way man I ain't no grass

Hey Dave we really need the cash

Don't fuck this up in and out like a flash

Hey ash just relax

I'll make sure I cover the tracks

Ok grab the axe and the sacks

Wear your Nike air max

There's no turning back

I'll be in black sawn off in the back

Any one steps they're getting knee capped

Right Dave follow my lead

We're going in after 3

Hold up Ash I need to pee

For fuck sake Dave can't you hold it in

Ash it's dripping down my leg

Fucking amateurs well go on then

Right are you ready dickhead?

If we leave this any longer we'll get nabbed by the feds

I'm ready let's go

Let's go?

3-2-1 blow

This is a stick up

All hands down and put your dicks up

Any women in the house get your tits out

We want the money in the bag

Ash what about

Dave shut your fucking mouth

You just said my name

No I didn't

They all heard you say it

No we didn't

Dave ash

Fuckin bell end

Get the shit let's make a move

Bye assholes were on the ones and the twos

I can hear feds they're on the way

I'm taking the wheel let's get away

Dave their on our tail

I really don't wanna go jail

Fix up Dave look sharp

That's dizzee rascal

No you're a bloodclart

I just really want my mum

Shut up Dave and pull out the gun

Take that you pigs

Dave wind it in

Right take a left then a right

Pull up over there

Let's get out of sight

Grab the money out the boot

Into the underground with the loot

I think we've lost em

I told you it would work out

Oh shit here they come

I'm too fat to run

Sorry Dave I'm off in the sun

Oh shit I'm gonna get nicked

You're just going to have to take the hit

But what about me and my split

Well dave you know I'll always visit laters

Hi Dave we know what you've been up to

You robbed that bank with your friend Ash too

Man I feel like I'm gonna vomit

Just tell us what happened son?

No comment

Alright Dave if you want to play games

We have ash Nextdoor and he's given your name

That's lies

Why would I lie?

I want to cry

Just snitch on your guy

He would do the same to you

If he was in your position so give us a clue

Well what do I get if I tell you the truth?

We will let you go free

And he will eat prison stew

For real?

Yes I'm for real

Do we have a deal

Man I don't know

If he finds out he will cut my throat

No pfobkem well send you on a boat

You can live in protection he will never know

Ok then let's do this

Then admit it and give us a statement

We'll prepare your release

And your papers

Ok it was him it was all his plan

What's his name?

It's the ashdotman

Thanks Dave that's all we needed?

Can I go now?

No way we've planned for you to see him

Please no

Let's go ashdotman I've got a friend to join you

He snitched on you and now he's all yours to eat through