Brainwashin Lyrics

I'm in need of a real brainwashin

Double-spin hot-cold heavy duty cottons

Put it in the bottom rack of the dishwasher

High-scrub high-flow pans and pots yeah

Chuck it in the wreckage jetsam and flotsam

Dunk it in a sharktank super fuckin awesome

Pickle it in brine with a bunch a salt spice yum

Still not enough to wash the bad stuff off it

Whoa, can you spare me a gallon of soap?

I, know, the stains are startin to show

Like, whoa, can you spare me a gallon of soap?

I, know, im doin my best to cope.

Hang it up to dry out back on the clothesline

Watch it blow away like bro I don't mind

Its had that old smell like pretty much the whole time

I haven't felt well like pretty much my whole life

Unscrew the lid, open up the noggin

High time the pilot got ejected from the cockpit

A whole fuckin ocean worth a water on top of it

Still not enough to wash the bad stuff off it