Cosmic Disturbance Lyrics

Turbulent cosmic rays

Cooking the outside of our ship

Violent crashing waves

Battering the haul's defenses

Fading fuel supply

And everything's falling apart

And I lost a bet to that guy

Yeah, I was screwed right from the start

Now I write a complicated confession

When we had last spoken

You said it would be ending soon

But since then, things have changed

I'm not the same geek you disowned

I've been enlisted

To battle aliens on my own

To battle aliens on my own

It's from the comfort of

My very own plastic lined cage

In case I lose control

And I piss all over this place

Did I once ever say

That you were what completed me

The feeling of your sweater

Rubbing against my arm all day

Now I'm dreaming of you

And I'm missing your kiss

And wishing that

I never did this

Now I write a complicated confession

When we had last spoken

You said it would be ending soon

But since then, things have changed

I'm not the same geek you disowned

I've been enlisted

To battle aliens on my own

To battle aliens on my own

Just picturing your smile

It'll be okay

Unless mucky mike

The big yellow blob

Has something to spray

Sentient psychotic

Self-programmed sarcastic robot

Made a pretty penny

Up their sleeves, a big surprise

Now I continue this Complicated confession

There was a time we had everything aligned

But that was before this technical disaster

But since then, things have changed

I'm not the same geek you disowned

I've been enlisted

To battle aliens on my own

To battle aliens on my own

The automatic death

Is what the beings liked to call it

They dismembered my brain

And I was left quadriplegic

Turbulent cosmic rays

Cooking the outside of our ship

Violent crashing waves

Battering the haul's defenses

Erratic decision

Writing you this three parter text

I'm running late, I guess

This night probably won't end in sex