David Said Lyrics

All the bees have sticky hair

Because they use a honeycomb

My boss said Have a good day

So I went home

And David said

My camera was unpredictable

It was such a loose Canon

The lobster blushed bright red

When it saw the ocean's bottom

Are people born with photographic memories

Or does it take time to develop

My chiropractor loves his music

Especially hip pop

Golfers always need an extra pair of socks

In case they get a hole in one

I have an inferiority complex

But it's not a very good one

And David said

The mascara and lipstick had a fight

I hope they make-up soon

Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions

I do

Are people born with photographic memories

Or does it take time to develop

My chiropractor loves his music

Especially hip pop

And David said

Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes

So when you do criticise them you're a mile away and you have their shoes

I try to keep the dream alive

By always hitting snooze

I have a fear of speed bumps

but I'm slowly getting over it

This verse is not worth listening to

So please don't listen to it

Are people born with photographic memories

or does it take time to develop

My chiropractor loves his music

Especially hip pop

The Terminator got a new job

Now he's the exterminator

A dog doing magic tricks

He was a labracadabrador

I was addicted to the hokey pokey

but then I turned myself around

I told my doctor I heard a buzzing sound

He said there's a bug going around

Are people born with photographic memories

or does it take time to develop develop

My chiropractor loves his music

Especially hip pop