CV Lyrics

A hard working and dedicated soul

Who lusts to be part of a team

I can also work my ass off

Under my own steam

My decision-making skills

Are awesome sick the shit

You wouldn't believe what I can do

With balls as big as this

Don't ignore me

I implore you

Don't leave me

Like roadkill

In a ditch;

Just a-twitchin'

And a-bitchin'

At the hand that

I've been dealt

Cause Everyone's to blame

But myself

I'll bitch-slap any targets

You mothers care to set;

So chillax on those targets

Consider those dogs dead

I acquired my deep experience

Down dirty on the street

Done things that make

The world envy me

Don't ignore me

I implore you

Don't leave me

Like roadkill

In a ditch;

Just a-twitchin'

And a-bitchin'

At the hand that

I've been dealt

Cause Everyone's to blame

But myself

Look no more

Cause I'm in-store

It's a limited time

I'm available for

This deal's for real

Don't think

Just feel

Go Jedi on

This text appeal

Now put on your deflectors

I'm about to raise the spectre

Of a past that's no respecter

Of thirty-seven hours

The world will fade away

When you see my résumé;

I'm an unknown full-blown

Cold-stone home-grown

Labour superpower

Don't ignore me

I implore you

Don't leave me

Like roadkill

In a ditch;

Just a-twitchin'

And a-bitchin'

At the hand that

I've been dealt

Cause Everyone's to blame

But myself

So grab that mobile phone

Make your fingers play my tone

And I'll be there

Before you dare

To draft some yo-yo clone

Before you reject

Let us reflect

Upon this wreck

Of a desperate

Unemployed soul

No place

No face

No course of life

No hope

Don't ignore me

I implore you

Don't leave me

Like roadkill

In a ditch

Just a-twitchin'

And a-bitchin'

At the hand that

I've been dealt

Cause Everyone's to blame

But myself