Boardroom 2 (Corporate Rap Satire) Lyrics

Fortune 500 Trey

Keep it 100 Trey

Underground sound- you don't support it

Till it turns out it's quite important

And it might help the wealth you're hoarding

You can't ignore it- can't afford it

But you've no time for sit-and-talking

So you just bought the shoes we walked in

I hate it but it pays the mortgage

Suck it monkeys I'm going corporate

Take the culture

Make it corporate

Hip-hop beats to

Michael Jordan

Rap's not seeking

To reorder

It's the theme tune

To the boardroom

Take the culture

Make it corporate

Hip-hop beats to

Michael Jordan

Rap's not seeking

To reorder

It's the theme tune

To the boardroom

Take

So beats I'm making come with raps that are so cookie cutter

I don't give a shit because integrity don't get the money

To lick a Dominicana with six kinds of peanut butter

While I pay the child support to never see my baby mama

It's all cliches these days

Make straight girls go both ways

You say you don't seek fame

Well I just don't relate

Who cares if I make pop or hip-hop

It makes the thots remove their tops

Love rat BF in a Skinner Box

They've got me waiting salivating like a Pavlov dog

And my life's only filet mignon

Who cares bout my wall street frisson

If you're sad that artistry's gone

Then just dance and put this beat on

Put this beat on

Take the culture

Make it corporate

Hiphop beats to

Michael Jordan

Rap's not seeking

To reorder

It's the theme tune

To the boardroom

Take the culture

Make it corporate

Hip-hop beats to

Michael Jordan

Rap's not seeking

To reorder

It's the theme tune

To the boardroom

Boi

I get money- all my bank accounts so absurd

Laugh at the Laffer Curve after the tax massacre has occurred

I can rap iambic pentameter

I make classics that still get the cats to purr

I bang thick girls cos my wallet has the girth

I root Aussie girls- not talking math and surds

Purists hate me you don't have the cash to hurt

You wank angry like Bruce Banner had a turn

Shows in Luxor you've got Tutankhamun's Curse

You're the short stack so they say you're down to earth

Lost the pot cos you forgot to ante first

I'm the pit boss every time I rap a verse

I make hot shit you just dropped a massive turd

Rhymes so toxic a man with a hazmat burns

Stay underground- think you'll catch like Sallinger

You're Greek tragic I do what I have to earn

Have to urn

Put this beat on

Take the culture

Make it corporate

Hiphop beats to

Michael Jordan

Rap's not seeking

To reorder

It's the theme tune

To the boardroom

Take the culture

Make it corporate

Hip-hop beats the

Theme tune to the boardroom