Jizz Is Food Lyrics

At the mall on Friday just hangin' out

Fuck yeah… fuck yeah

Summer break that's what it's all about

Fuck yeah… fuck yeah

I know you're hungry I heard your tummy quake

I spent all my dough on a chocolate milkshake

But there's a solution that's practically free

4 percent of nutritionists all agree

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

It's got all you need to thrive

It'll make you come alive

I know it to be true, jizz is food

We'll hit Waldenbooks and Alladin's Castle

Fuck yeah… fuck yeah

Billy works there so it shouldn't be a hassle

Fuck yeah… fuck yeah

Then after that here's what we're gonna do

We're gonna go see Karate Kid 2

We'll sneak in the theatre and sit in the back

After the lights go down I'll feed you a snack

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

It's got all you need to thrive

It'll make you come alive

I know it to be true, jizz is food

It's no wonder these floors are as sticky as glue

I got a boner at the flashback to Elizabeth Shue

You unzip my pants and my brain gets foggy

I'll say it with the wisdom of Mr Miyagi

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

It's got all you need to thrive

It'll make you come alive

I know it to be true, jizz is food, yeah yeah

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

Jizz is food (jizz is food) jizz is food

It's got all you need to thrive

It'll make you come alive

I know it to be true, jizz is food

Yeah yeah jizz is food

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Jizz is food!